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Giraffe Petting
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$7.50
Regular price
$874.99
Level 1: Pat in passing. Minimal eye-contact. Somewhat aloof. - $7.50 CAD
Level 2: Moderate scritches. The giraffe will be casually allowed to understand that the technician came to town specifically for THEM. - $10.00 CAD
Level 3: Discussion of hobbies and opportunities for a sensible but engaging evening on the town. - $35.00 CAD
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Your giraffe will receive appropriate and platonic stroking from one of our certified and bonded expert handlers. Mute satisfaction communicated by placid expression guaranteed.
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